#041 - Hetalia Headcanon - Australia

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Inspired by a recent discussion on hetalia , where the question was posed:

What is your cracky headcanon for Hetalia?

I immediately thought of Australia, and how he doesn't have much backstory, and THIS ensued!

 

Australia can cook AMAZINGLY WELL. This is due to all of the immigrants who have come to seek shelter with him over the years. As a result, he is also fluent in 80% of the world’s languages, and can maintain multiple multi-lingual conversations with ease – which comes in very handy at world meetings.

He also runs a chain of tiny hole in the wall cafes in each of the capital cities of Australia, and they serve a massively varied menu.

He periodically goes to war with New Zealand over actors and sports. And pavlovas. (Don’t ask.)

He’s quite good friends with America, and will often host the other Nations when they simply want to get away from their own problems.

He goes to Gallipoli and Villers-Bretonneux every ANZAC Day, and he cries for all his comrades. It’s the one day of the year that he ever lets himself go in public. Many a boss of his has been touched to see this side of him.

He also owns a farm near Stanthorpe, where he grows heritage apples and makes really good cheddar cheese. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get to spend a lot of time there, to his dismay.

He is really quite close to India and Sealand, as well as New Zealand (But will never admit it).

He has appeared in loads of Bollywood movies, and isn’t afraid to stick up for Peter when the other Nations ignore him. (Same goes for Canada). He and New Zealand often team up to beat England’s arse in a ‘friendly’ game of backyard cricket.

He quite often gives surprise talks to schools, when he’s in the mood. These end up usually being thought provoking debates on any number of subjects, and are quite informal – much to the dismay of the teachers!

He is the Man from Snowy River.

He can sing, and can play loads of instruments. He improvised a harmonica out of spent ammo in the trenches of WWI, and still plays it every now and again.

The song ‘And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda’ somehow always is played when the subject of Gallipoli comes up, mainly because he himself was maimed horribly, but he (unlike his mates) got better. Crack!Headcanon: Turkey himself shot Australia, and felt bad about it for years.

He can mimic nearly any accent he chooses to, and does a hilarious Camp German accent that always makes the other Nations chuckle, and even Germany cracks a smile.

He has three Victoria Hearts, but isn’t allowed to wear them, and he always argues with the Governor-General about it.

AND YEAH. I can’t think of any more... at the moment.



 

I may do more countries in the future... if I get bored enough...! c: